Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Things My Dog Has Eaten Since The Baby Was Born

1. Butt Paste
2. a clean diaper (he'd love to get at the unclean ones)
3. innumerable puddles of baby spit-up
4. a loaf of homemade bread
5. Butt Paste (again)
6. a gallon-sized Ziploc bag of Christmas cookies
7. half a stick of butter
8. two cookies stolen from my 3-year-old niece
9. two bottle nipples
10. two breast pump valves (one of the membranes showed up later... if you know what I mean)

Anyone wishing to adopt a slightly used dog may apply via the comments.


Melodie said...

So how does this comment thing work?

Ms. Morris said...

I don't want your dog, but I am commenting anyway!
I miss you, and I can't believe how big that "kid" is getting!

MK Stover said...

You sound like a slightly harried mom :).
Pretty soon it'll be the kid you have to watch out for eating weird things.

I'm The Chez said...

Ha! That poor dog's bowels! I can't imagine that any part of the breast pump would be injoyable to ingest!